dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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