Nicole vs. Life
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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