how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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