i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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