My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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