Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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