Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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