Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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