your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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