he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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