I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Less talking, more tequila
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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