I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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