i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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