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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  we were pretty classy up until the second keg

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.

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• (818): View more from California

  I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  What are you doing and how can I add sex in there

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (818): View more from California

  My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum

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