I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out