So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?