You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking