Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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