that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter