Whod you bang
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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