Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dating After Heartbreak
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.