it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.