This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.