Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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