reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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