Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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