Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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