Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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