i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I am naked and annoyed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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