Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize
