I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Text me some of your sweat
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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