I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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