I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.