FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"