Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle