I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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