exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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