I don't think brook has ever known best
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My vagina is officially offended.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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