I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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