hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?