You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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