Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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