Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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