we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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