Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I woke up under a house in Key West
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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