Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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