you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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