so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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