The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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