Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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