If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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