it hurts more in the daytime
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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