man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.