If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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