So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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