Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me