And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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